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Kerchiefs are fun

What is wrong with wearing a kerchief? My mummah thinks it is funny for some reason. I love my kerchief. It is green, and has leprechauns, pots of gold and root beer drink. Some of my favorite things.  I have lots of things that I like, but those are things that I really like. The butt cheese vampire also wears kerchiefs, and she is cool in a really mongoloid type of way. Throwing balls at the school wall is so fun. That is what I do in the morning when I catch the bus on time. Sometimes I wear my glove and catch it. No silly, not a baseball glove, a glove from the millennium that has the date 01-01-2000 on each finger. That is really cool. Your a moron so you don’t know what cool is. Mummah is a moron too.


The Piccolo


My mummah tried telling me last night that the piccolo is part of the woodwind family. I was like DUH mummah, I know. But what she failed to realize is that the piccolo is not even made of wood, it is actually made out of metal. Wood is really hard to build an instrument out of because it takes a long time to make it and make it sound good. So they use metal. Metal is really good for making anything that you want to make. It is cheap and makes things. TAPS uses lots of metal, and I use metal. Metal is good for making objects such as shanks. I mean, stuff to take to school and use for good. So mummah, here is a great big DUH for you, cuz woodwinds are for MORONS!