My mummah tried telling me last night that the piccolo is part of the woodwind family. I was like DUH mummah, I know. But what she failed to realize is that the piccolo is not even made of wood, it is actually made out of metal. Wood is really hard to build an instrument out of because it takes a long time to make it and make it sound good. So they use metal. Metal is really good for making anything that you want to make. It is cheap and makes things. TAPS uses lots of metal, and I use metal. Metal is good for making objects such as shanks. I mean, stuff to take to school and use for good. So mummah, here is a great big DUH for you, cuz woodwinds are for MORONS!